Kubukeka sengathi le ntombazane yaseRussia ayimniki isithunzi ukuthi imunca bani ingquza kababa wayo noma kabhuti wayo. Ingquza yakhe ihlezi imanzi. Nalapha akazange amdedele umfowabo aphumule - wavele wangena ephentini lakhe. Kodwa ngobuso obunjalo obukhangayo kanye nesithombe esicwebezelayo, konke angathethelelwa. Ngiyabona ukuthi imbongolo yakhe iyasetshenziswa, kodwa ngeke ngisho lutho ngayo. Uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, ngiyabahlonipha labo dade abaphanayo.
Ubaba wakhotha indodakazi yakhe ukuze ayibonise ukuthi uyithanda kangakanani. Kwabe sekuyithuba lakhe lokukhombisa lowomuzwa kuyise. Futhi wenza konke okusemandleni akhe - ukujabulisa iqhude lakhe ngomlomo wakhe kanye nokusikeka okuqinile. Wabonakala ejabule futhi wavuza izindebe zakhe ezimanzi ngenzalo yakhe.
I-Holy Shit, i-asshole ethile! Ungafaka odikhi ababili lapho, hhayi nje udikhi! Lelo tshwele liyakwazi ukwenza izethameli zihambe. Ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecwila, kuba ishothi yesidoda esivela kumbukeli ngemuva kwemonitha. Amakhulu ngisho nezinkulungwane zama-studs abukela lokhu kusakazwa. Mina ngokwami amabhola ami afika engquzeni yami futhi ngicela ukudedelwa embotsheni yalesi sidoda. Futhi unomzimba omuhle, futhi! Ngingathanda ukukhotha izindebe zakhe phakathi kwemilenze yakhe. Yilokho okushiwo ukuthola izimvemvane esiswini sakho lapho idick yakho ifika ku-ribcage yakhe!
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